From the heart of my bottom, especially for you dear reader.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
First Love
OK ...so she has a face like she swallowed a wasp....she had a really full on case of dog breath...she snored fit to wake the dead...and she bum shuffles your favourite bit of carpet just by the fire.
Time for a comment between breaking up arguments between kids, washing and drying all our very muddy clothes and keeping a close eye on the hugely pregnant pig. We apologise on behalf of Clementine (aka.Clemmie,phlemmy,smelly-bitch,snorty pig-dog) for her very sluttish behaviour during our visit to Halletts Mountain. Not only for practically putting it on a plate for Asbo but more for the butt-scuffing. Sorry about the rug. She was obviously quite enamoured with the tall dark stranger! A million heartfelt thanks to both you and She Of The Townhouse for your kind hospitality. It's obvious why you are so in love with such a wonderful place.x p.s. Izzy says don't forget the poem. (Pleeeese!)
Thankou for letting me stay in your house on magical mountain. I had a lovely time and I'm excited about coming back in the summer if you let us. love Izzy xxx
6 comments:
I know some women like that! Not personally of course!
Are you keeping one of the puppies?
Dogs don't spend much money on dating- One sniff, and it's "That's for me!"
Time for a comment between breaking up arguments between kids, washing and drying all our very muddy clothes and keeping a close eye on the hugely pregnant pig.
We apologise on behalf of Clementine (aka.Clemmie,phlemmy,smelly-bitch,snorty pig-dog) for her very sluttish behaviour during our visit to Halletts Mountain. Not only for practically putting it on a plate for Asbo but more for the butt-scuffing.
Sorry about the rug.
She was obviously quite enamoured with the tall dark stranger!
A million heartfelt thanks to both you and She Of The Townhouse for your kind hospitality.
It's obvious why you are so in love with such a wonderful place.x
p.s. Izzy says don't forget the poem. (Pleeeese!)
Thankou for letting me stay in your
house on magical mountain. I had a
lovely time and I'm excited about
coming back in the summer if you
let us.
love Izzy xxx
Izzy it was lovely to see you.
X
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