From the heart of my bottom, especially for you dear reader.
I know some women like that! Not personally of course!
Are you keeping one of the puppies?
Dogs don't spend much money on dating- One sniff, and it's "That's for me!"
Time for a comment between breaking up arguments between kids, washing and drying all our very muddy clothes and keeping a close eye on the hugely pregnant pig.We apologise on behalf of Clementine (aka.Clemmie,phlemmy,smelly-bitch,snorty pig-dog) for her very sluttish behaviour during our visit to Halletts Mountain. Not only for practically putting it on a plate for Asbo but more for the butt-scuffing.Sorry about the rug.She was obviously quite enamoured with the tall dark stranger!A million heartfelt thanks to both you and She Of The Townhouse for your kind hospitality.It's obvious why you are so in love with such a wonderful place.xp.s. Izzy says don't forget the poem. (Pleeeese!)
Thankou for letting me stay in yourhouse on magical mountain. I had alovely time and I'm excited aboutcoming back in the summer if youlet us.love Izzy xxx
Izzy it was lovely to see you.X
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