Friday, April 11, 2008

Time For A Bonfire

Two years ago, the last time that She Of The Town House moved house, she borrowed ‘a bit of space’ in my barn to store stuff until she could offload it in a car boot (trunk) sale.
I haven't really been able to use my barn since and every time I murmur a word or two about it she pulls a feminine wiles stunt on me.
The that that haven’t rotted away are still there.
To add insult to injury, my new mower has disappeared under a pile of plastic bags that she has shifted from one end to the other.

In a recent flurry of activity she has put The Town House on the market. She may soon have to be renamed Valley Girl.

Is there anyone else out there whose junk moves house less often than they do?


DaveM said...

Not a South Wales Valey girl????

Anonymous said...

More will be revealed in the fullness of time but she is working there every week!

meredic said...

Anonymous on my own patch....

buffalodickdy said...

I refer to our house of 29 years as "Noahs' Ark", as we have two of everything- one will be broken, and we can find the other one...

Vi said...

*waving madly*


Sorry I haven't been around for awhile, been absolutely hectic. Hopefully I can catch up properly soon!


(Oh, and my freaking garage is FULL of junk - as is my back garden!) Hopefully will clear it all in the summer!)

startare said...

Couldn't we have a video of "feminine wiles stunt being pulled on helpless victim"? Sounds effective.

sablonneuse said...

You'd only recently shown us your marvellous views and now you're moving?
Oh dear.
As for hoarding junk, our attic is pretty full but we've just off-loaded a car-full to someone who's having a stall at the local 'brocante' on May 1st.