Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Too Good To Miss


I feel that now that he is dead (and I shall leave Cath the young lady concerned anonymous) I can reveal that my mate Dave once persuaded his girlfriend to don a pair of Minnie Mouse ears with the spotty headband.
His ultimate aim was to have her stand in the bedroom and in a high squeaky voice proclaim..
"Gee Mickey , you're so big!"
What this did for either of them, or ultimately thier relationship, I don't know; but he was fooloish enough to spill the beans to just a few of us one night in the pub....

Apologies to Stephanie

14 comments:

buffalodickdy said...

Ancient joke (at least over here!) Mickey is in the courtroom filing for divorce from Minnie. The judge says "Mickey, I don't know if you have proven to the court that Minnie has gone crazy". "I didn't say she was crazy, judge- I said she was fuc*ing Goofy"!

DaveM said...

Ah the curse of that extra pint.....for many many blokes it has a lot to answer for.

Rosy said...

What is it with the guys when it comes to booze they just have to brag for?

Cute one though..lol

startare said...

And did she have to wear the Minnie Mouse shoes too?
Anyway, we all know that size isn(t everything!

DL said...

We have the very same Minnie Mouse ears among the children's dressing-up clothes at home. Do you think S might oblige?

Jayne said...

LOL!! Maybe he also went to bed and then had a beverage, I did laugh at your comment on my blog.

I will never look at Minnie Mouse in the quite the same way. (not that I do very often)

L said...

Hi there, just wanted to let you know i have another post up, its been a long time i know! thanks for you comments

L xx

Sparkle Plenty said...

This is refreshing...Just when I thought I'd heard everything. There's no way they could have done this without fits of giggles. Is there? And, they might owe money to Walt Disney's estate due to trademark issues...

headless chicken said...

I'm all for a bit of 'role play' but Mickey and Minnie are not a couple that I would have thought of. Lol!

rivergirlie said...

wrong wrong wrong!

Stephanie said...

Did my couple costume blog possibly inspire this?

Yeah, there are definitely limits. My boyfriend has specifically told me if I play dress up for role-playing purposes, no Raggedy Ann or Strawberry Shortcake or anything like that. That's just creepy!

meredic said...

buffalodickdy - Straight out of 'Jokes Ancient and Modern' I think.

davem - ah yes... how many times have I been there thinking '...oh just one then' when I should have gone home and never got into trouble in the first place.

rosy - cute?? well I supose that at least it wasnt Daffy Duck!

startare - you can get shoes as well? The world we live in eh! I wonder if they do them in adult male sizes..... I could take some along to TV night....:-)

dl - I am keeping my head low on this one. Just remember the modern man doesnt brag about this sort of thing. He blogs it...... with pictures.....good luck.

jayne - well duh! obviously if you are a girl you are going to fancy Mickey.
And at this point I should advise all comment readers of Jaynes fairy costume over on her blog.
I think she makes the kind that live at the bottom of the garden look a bit tame. Unless you are a Doctor Who fan of course...

l - I shall have a look. Thanks.

sparkle plenty - I think that if Disney sell the stuff to consenting adults then the buck stops.

headless chicken - you know I recently stumbled accross 'speak like a pirate day' Arrrr harrrr on the net. I feel inspired now to run 'Mucky Minnie night' up the flagpole. A night where all could join in, perhaps I should book the webpage and the flikr account now.

river girlie - yes but it could feel so right....

stephanie - I had to look up the characters you suggest on google images as they are unfamiliar to us brits (well this one anyway). I think your boyfriend has a valid point. I also see, as I flicked on through the pages purely in the interests of research, that there are some whose depravity knows no limit.

Sally Lomax said...

Hilarious!!!!

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